Create a cinematic, absurdist ancient-Egypt comedy video with a grainy vintage-film aesthetic. Start with a massive ancient Egyptian pyramid construction site in the desert, where workers in linen clothing struggle to move huge stone blocks using ropes, wooden carts, and primitive tools. A modern construction crane humorously stands among the ancient workers. Transition inside the pyramid to a dimly lit Egyptian chamber filled with stone columns, clay pots, fire torches, and workers preparing food. Show an ancient Egyptian pharaoh wearing a striped nemes headdress and traditional white robe, intensely supervising the cooking. Reveal a modern microwave oven placed completely out of place in the ancient kitchen. The pharaoh approaches it with curiosity and confusion while cooks continue preparing food around him. Cut to a bizarre futuristic-looking worker wearing an ancient-style linen outfit combined with a modern VR headset and futuristic handheld controllers, standing inside the torch-lit pyramid corridor. He looks around as if exploring the ancient world through virtual reality. Finally, show the VR-wearing worker suddenly falling backward into an open ancient Egyptian sarcophagus, viewed from above. Keep the movement comedic and slightly surreal. Style: cinematic historical parody, realistic textures, warm golden torchlight, dusty atmosphere, subtle film grain, 1990s/VHS-inspired low-resolution look, handheld camera feel, dramatic lighting, exaggerated comedic timing, seamless transitions, realistic human movement, 9:16 vertical format, no subtitles, no extra text, no watermark.